Man On Roof Joke

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See more ideas about roofing jokes roof quotes. A religious man is on top of a roof during a great flood. I d tell you a joke about the roof but it would be over your head. A man comes by in a boat and says get in get in the religous man replies no i have faith in god he will grant me a miracle later the water is up to his waist and another boat comes by and the guy tells him to get in again.

Apr 7 2015 explore matt martoccio s board roofing jokes and quotes on pinterest. The waters rose so high that one man was forced to climb onto the roof of his house. This man happens to be a priest and decides that god will save him. My friend and i were talking about repairing his roof over the next week because the recent storm took off a few portions.

There is a huge flood and a man sits on his roof. This joke may contain profanity. A man comes by in a boat and says get in get in the religous man replies no i have faith in god he will grant me a miracle later the water is up to his waist and another boat comes by and the guy tells him to get in again. Soon a man in a rowboat came by and the fellow shouted to the man on the roof jump in i can save you the stranded fellow shouted back no it s ok i m praying to god and he is going to save me.

He was praying to god for help. Hanging hundreds of feet off the ground he yells god please help me many times until there is a thunderous voice overhead that says do you believe in me. Https youtu be tg4hflv0fy4 like share subscribe for. A lifeboat comes along asking the priest if he wants any help.

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A fellow was stuck on his rooftop in a flood.